how does the following sound as a form of marriage proposal ?!

> if u were a policewoman, i would be ur handcuffs
> if u worked in the cafe, i would be ur ham sandwich, toasted

and the best part- serving tea to the inlaws:

> yo yo yo ophelia, "yum cha"

waaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahhaaaaaa, omg omg. can't breathe. hhahaaahaha !!! oh man. faints-

Labels: if only life was that simple