Presenting to you JOHN MELISSA ANN !!!

merser, the dumb ah ma gay : i'm gonna turn from a dumb gay to a dumb straight. (acknowledging the fact that she's dumb)

and i was lyk : yaya, and who's the one being gay since pri skl "na ni zhe me zhi tao ni shi lesbian " (quoted frm one freaking straight person)

merser, the dumb ah ma gay : guys just don't appeal to me man. dats all~

and i was lyk : "i just lyk gerls" (quoted frm the dumb ah ma gay) freaking gay lahh !!

wad a gay day. and her gay presentation ! ahhahahaa.
so gay, just so gay..